Sunday, January 25, 2009

We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties













Public Issue Notice X39-2267.4-b:

Seek shelter immediately. Gas masks will be allocated to families at your nearest military checkpoint. Only Iris-ID certified citizens will be given access to these checkpoints.

If you believe someone you know is infected, please contact your local Minister of War. Possession of firearms or weapons of any kind will not be tolerated and is punishable by crucifixion.

The following infected sectors will be quarantined indefinitely until further notice: 11237.

And may the gods have mercy on all of us.

TRANSLATION: Chronic's internet is down and he'll be back on shortly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe EA need a better ISP, I can't connect to Mirror's Edge servers for the last few days. Or perhaps it's time to 'sunset' them already.

So we are in the final year of the ohs, the noughties, the zeros, the eggs. The Millennium Bug didn't cause a catastrophy at the start. It really didn't turn out to be that great a decade.


Next, the teens? ones? tenties? I think I'll use tenties.

Anonymous said...

Never before